Blog Archives - NP

Deyðar stjørnur tjena kassan !!!

28/10/2015

Fyri tað um tú ert deyður, so merkir tað ikki at tú ikki kanst skora kassan ... tí tær deyðu stjørnurnar skora nevniliga heilt ávorliga kassan.

Michael Jackson, sum doyði av eini yvirdosis í 2009 - hevur tjent góðar 800 milliónir tað seinasta árið - og fyrrverandi svigerpápin hjá honum, Elvis Presley hevur tjent 372 milliónir tað seinasta árið - Charles Schulz (teknari) tjendi 268 milliónir.

So fyri tað um tú doyr - so kanst tú also tjena massar av pengum ... ella tíni avverandi kunna ..!

JáH (y) 28.10.2015

Faroese Supporters (Thank you so much, girls)

27/10/2015

Not everyone from around the world is gone INSANE. And Faroe Islands is getting more & more supporters from all over the world. Even VEGANS support faroese people.

These two girls simple say it as it is - and they don't cover anything up. They just tell the truth as it is - and we thank you from that, girls.

Look av video's below:

JáH (junior) 27.10.2015

Øll síggja betri út við hatti ..!

26/10/2015

© BBC

Í 25 ár hevur hann gjørt hattar. Heimskendi hatta-designari Philip Treacy vil vera við, at ØLL síggja betri út við einum hatti. Og sjálvt um fólk siga: "Eg eri ikki ein hattapersónur" - so vil Philip til tey siga: "ØLL eru hattapersónar - tey hava bara ikki funnið tann rætta hattin ..!"

Sí samrøðuna hjá BBC HER

Og hann er heldur ikki ein & hvør designari - tí hann hevur designa hatar kring allan heim - til bæði royal, kend og ókend fólk. Heimskendi hatta-framleiðarin er ein sera umbiðin persónur og her eru hansara reglar:

# 1: Øll síggja betri út við einum hatti !!!
# 2: Pengar eru ikki alt (Michael Jackson vildi keypa ein hatt frá honum, men vildi Treacy ikki selja hattin - tí hatturin hevði meiri at siga enn pengar !!!
# 3: Skít á - hvat í onnur halda !!!
# 4: Líkamikið hvat Lady Gaga spyr um - fær hon !!!
# 5: Um tú vilt møta onkran - far í ein hatt !!!

Og undirritaði kann bert vera einigur við Treacy viðvíkjandi hattum - tí uttan hattin (og kanska tí politisku ókorrektu sigarrettuni) so varð ikki nógv at tosað um til seinsta Løgtingsval, isje sannheit ..?

JáH (y) 26.10.2015

Navy SEALS (Sea Shepherd Leak No. 11)

26/10/2015

Is it shot or bitten ..? And is the picture from Faroe Islands ..? You be the judge ..!

Hell, even I can't make this shit up, folk's. These are really serious people we get from Germany, Africa and all over the world. Now we also kill seals in Faroe Islands (if you click on picture, you will see that maybe this seal was'nt even shot). This one just goes to show - how far Sea Shepherd will stretch it ... and I forgot to tell you, that this one also is from Rosie Kunneke (btw - we don't kill seals in Faroe Islands - because there hardly are any seals in Faroe Islands ... very simple - even if you have a simple minded brain, Rosie):

Hi Alex

Quiet day for the onshore crew – usual porpoise sightings.

The onshore crew on Vagar Island found a dead seal on the beach of Leynar. It looks like the seal was shot through the head – senselessly shooting a seal through the head is just another contradiction to their claim to “living in harmony with nature and the oceans”. And they always claim to use “everything” of the wild life they kill (to not waste anything of the animal)…but I can assure you nothing was used of this poor seal, so yet another innocent life lost. (photo attached)

The first of the 3 vehicles arrived today – thank you for this. It is really needed here :-)

Onshore crew:55

NO whales have died

Rosie

And Sherlock Holmes (Peter Hammarstedt) gives his best answer:

Thanks Rosie.

Yes – there are hardly any seals at all in the Faroes because of the fish farming industry...

Peter

Yes yes, folk's - there you have it. Sometimes two brains are better than one ... only sometimes. And faroese people better watch out, when Watson (Rosie) and Holmes (Peter) are on the case, hahaha ... See you with some more LEAKS in the near future!

Jógvan á Høvdanum (junior) 26.10.2015

Ársins Jólagáva (tað verður ikki nógv kulari enn hetta her)

23/10/2015

Hví keypa ein fjarstýrdan flúgvara ella ein fjarstýrðan bil, tá ið tú kanst keypa ein fjarstýrdan robot fyri nærum ongan pening ..?

Í samband við at Disney hevur keypt rættindini til filmarnar Starwars og eisini kemur út við einum nýggjum Starswars filmi, so hava teir eisini framleitt ein BB-8 robot, sum eisini verður at síggja í filminum - og sum tú kanst ogna tær fyri góðar 1.300,00 kr - so tað er onki at ivast í, hvat barni ella børnini hjá tær skula hava til jólagávu í ár. Nevniliga ein BB-8 robot, sum annars hevur eina rúgvu av øðrum hentleikum enn bert stýring.

Sjá sjálv/ur lýsing niðanfyri:

JáH (y) 24.10.2015

Hví brúka Normenn orðið "Texas" fyri "Svakt" ..?

23/10/2015

"Hatta varð púra Texas - men eisini forbannað WELL"

Vit vita jú øll at Texas er ein stórur statur í suður Amerika. Men í Noregi siga tey: "Det var helt Texas", sum betýður at tað varð púra svakt ..!

Tey meina í Noregi, at tey eru byrjaði at brúka slangorð fyri svakt/vilt í 1950'inum - tá ið Vegard Vigerust skrivaði í bók sínari frá 1957: "Hann vildi gera tað enn meiri texas í bygdini". Og orðið Texas verður mangan sett í samband við cowboy-filmar frá 50'inum, sum konservativir normenn sikkurt hava hildi verið nakað svakar!

Og júst slangorði Texas verður brúkt á forsíðum í norskum bløðum yvir 50 ferðir um árið.

Men vit í Klaksvík hava eisini amerikonsk orð, sum vit annars brúka í dagligari talu. Orðið "WELL" er mangan brúkt og eisini brúka føroyingar nógv "KUL", sum jú eisini stammar frá Amerika.

Veitst tú enn fleiri amerikonsk orð, sum vit brúka í okkara dagligu talu - so skriva viðmerking til okkara niðanfyri - vit gleða okkum at hoyra, hvat tú hevur uppá hjarta.

JáH (y) 24.10.2015

Ein nýggjur & betri Norðoya Portalur

22/10/2015

Greinarnir á Norðoya Portali vera nú nemmari at finna og eisini fara vit í holt at gera greinarnar enn meira áhugaverdar at lesa - og eitt nú gera vit tað eisini nemmari fyri teg, at viðmerkja og deila greinar á Facebook, um tú hevur hug til tess.

Og nú tá tú leitar eftir greinum, so eru tær altíð nemmar at finna aftur ... tú kanst sjálv/ur royna niðanfyri her og leita eftir onkrari áhugaverdari grein á Norðoya Portali - men annars so er hesin niðanfyri-standandi teigur at finna á forsíðuni hjá www.nordportal.net:

Eisini vera video'ir og ljóðfílar partir av okkara nýggju heimasíðu, sum vit fara at skriva nógv meira um. Og so ber eisini til at spæla spøl o.a. á okkara nýgjørdu & uppdateraðu heimasíðu (prøva f. eks nýggja spæli niðanfyri við at trýsta á: "Continue to game") ... Tað og nógv nógv meira í nærmastu framtíð ..!

Oh Joy, Oh Happy days: More LEAKS from Sea Shepherd (Leak no. 10)

22/10/2015

Lamya Essemlali & Paul Watson

Down below you can read yet another LEAK from Sea Shepherd in 2014. This time, Lamya Essemlali is talking about their "action" speed-boats and their wasted oil-poluted efford to save whales - that were called off ..! (and BTW, Sea Shepherd - thank you for your speed-boats this year. It has been a BLAST).

Hi Paul, Alex and all,

as you all know, yesterday was quiet tense.

I first got a phone call from my Faroese friend who told me whales had been spotted and then from an other friend in Sudoroy who told me the whales were to be driven to the killing beach of Hvalba. (The one where over 450 white sided dolphins have been slaughtered exactely one year ago, on August 13th).

At this point I've tried to contact the Bardot but I could not get reach of them. I 've called the Columbus to let them know. And we've put the four boats in the water heading at full speed south to Sudoroy. Rosie kept me informed of the evolution on the beach by texto all the way.

We got there in 1hour 30 knowing the swell was pretty high, the two Navy fregates spotted us and the biggest one got in line with us and started following us. Considering the difficult weather condition, the boats did really well. I can only imagine what they were thinking seeing the four boats running at full speed to the scene...

Anyways, just before we've reached Hvalba, we got the message that the grind had been called off. This coincide with the very moment the big fregate changed course and stopped following us.

The four fast boats were up in North for just 2 days for maintenace and we had chosen this window cause of teh weather, we thought they would not go for a grind under those conditions but we were expecting teh weather to be worst than it was. They knew the boats had deserted Sudoroy and this is certainely a factor for them to try it. Good thing that they realised yesterday than even with all the boats in the Northern Island, we still can get down south fast enough.

We've got this message today from the son of a grindforemen whom we've met at the Klaksvik festival :

bjorn : The current was to bad for the police and navy to be sure of nobody getting hurt. Under normal conditions without interference from other the grind would maybe be taken, but as now SS boats were arriving quickly, it would have escalated for sure. The situation is really tense right now.

The trip back from Sudoroy to the main ilsand was very rought, in even worst conditions that the way in, up to 4/5 meters swell for 6 meters boats was quiet something. It took us much longer to get back, last boat to get home that I was on arrived at 11 pm as we had to refuel in Sudoroy before heading back.

We eneded up the day exhausted but happy. Next time, if they don't call off the grind, confrontation seems inevitable and it's true that in conditions like yesterday, who knows what the outcome can be... Anyways, my team and I are ready. And the boats are tools for intervention, I am ready to sacrifice them if necessary.

Lamya

Response from Alex himself:

Great job Lamya,

Makes you think they were planning a grind to coincide with the date from last year, strategically smart move on their behalf as it would be devastating for morale is successful. I guess they underestimated the response time of the boats and the courage of our crew. I hope they keep underestimating us.

Compliments to all crew.

Alex

And then Erwin says:

Hi All,

Some comments regarding communications: We tested the sat phone afterwards with Rosie and that worked fine. We had good phone contact with Rosie and Brian, the Suduroy teamleader, but I could barely understand Peter when he called. Another form of communication to consider (not from the small boats) is skype. I had Paul and Susan on skype throughout the proceedings, giving Paul almost live updates.

Cheers, Erwin

And once again - we from Nordportal give you some LEAKS from Sea Shepherd and often we are asked, why we do it and I will tell you: "We do it - because we think it's f***ing funny ..!"

Jógvan á Høvdanum (junior) 22.10.2015

Hvat fekk "Back to the Future II" rætt í 2015 ..?

21/10/2015

Filmurin Back to the Future II er frá 1989 - men álíkavæl, so hevur filmurin rakt plett av eina rúgvu av tingum ... eisini ikki brúkt plett av eina rúgvu av tingum.

Aðrir filmar, sum eisini raktu plett við ymiskum, hvussu framtíðin kom at síggja er út eru ávíkavist Starwars og Bladerunner ... Men latið okkum nú hyggja niðanfyri og finna útav, hvar Back to the Future rakti plett og ígjár varð annars dato'i McFly kom til framtíðina (21. oktober 2015)...

JáH (y) 22.10.2015

Hava brúkt yvir 2 milliónir fyri at líkast Barbie & Ken!

21/10/2015

Spurningurin er so um parið líkist Barbie og Ken - eftir at hava brúkt 2 milliónir uppá tað ..?

Quentin Dehar og Anastasia Reskoss hava verið ígjøgnum nógvar skurðar fyri at kunna líkast plastik dukkum. Hvør segði tað, at summi fólk IKKI duga at brúka sínar pengar ..?

Parið hevur brúkt yvir tvær milliónir uppá plastik skurðar fyri at líkast plastik dukkunum Barbie og Ken.

Bæði Quentin Dehar og Anastasia Reskoss hava longu nú verið ígjøgnum yvir 12 skurðviðgerðir og vilja tey hava allan vegin við hesum. Og tey sum gjalda fyri teirra skurðar - eru teirra foreldur, sum annars halda at hetta er púrasta ok.

Hinvegin - teirra heldur villi lívsstílur er stuðlaður av Telefon handlunum, sum "Ken" sjálvur eigur.

Bara fyri at skriva - hvat tey annars hava brúkt peningin uppá:

- 2. stk Boppur
- 4 stk. Næsa-arbeiði
- Varra-innblásing
- Reyva-innspreyning
- Kjálka-fyllur
- Botox
- Skurð av oyrum og eygum
- Falska brúnan av kroppinum
- Hvítar tenn og negla útvíðkan.

Parið býr í Fraklandi - koyra runt við einum Porshe og atla at broyta nøvnini til: Ken og Dukkan (so vita tit tað, tit)

JáH (y) 22.10.2015